batty4u:

Rick Santorum is actually a Skrull scout sent to investigate and see how intelligent the American people are.

If enough people support him and get him elected then the Skrulls will know that they can start kidnapping and replacing people for their invasion and no one will fucking notice. 

(via captaindick)

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    OH MY GAWD. O.o THAT, MAKES SO MUCH SENSE ON WHY HE’S A DOUCHE!
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    THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS
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